Soap Smells Good (Friendship song)

I was once a little girl

Out to conquer the known world

I was once a little boy

People touched me out of joy

I was once a little ho

And I had no mic control

I was once a dirty whore

Blood seeped out of every pore

I was out of control

But it didn't matter cuz I was home

They wanted to hack me up

I was so out of control

I was once a ditzy yuppy

And I had so many puppies

I was once a little cat

They fed me til I was so fat

I was once the anti-christ 

They couldn't call it the big foist

I was once a little doggy

Choked and died upon a froggy

I WAS ONCE A DRUGGED UP JUNKIE

FUCKED ALL THOSE HOT GIRL DRUNKYS

I WAS ONCE A WEEPING WILLOW

YOU FUCKING TWINKIE, GO BITE YOUR PILLOW

I WAS ONCE A ROTTING CORPSE, CATAPULT ME INTO FORTS 

I WAS ONCE A HUMAN BEING, WHY ARE WE SO GOOD AT BREEDING?