Puppy Fuckin Sandwich

Get some rye!
Get some mustard!
Get some Tomato!
But don't forget..
Get some Puppy!

PUPPY SANDWICH!

Chihuahua!
Collie!
Lab!
Weiner!
Shitz su!
Boxer!
Maltese!

Phil's Car Wash

Phil's Car Wash has three dudes working at it
All drunk off their asses
Yes, at Phil's Car Wash It sure is the best 100% drunken service
No more and no less

So when you get to Phil's Car Wash
theres only one thing left to do

Kill Phil

I Am The Happy (Fuck You)

I am the happy
Yes I am the happy
And I will fuck you up

Oh man i'll twitch like a junebug
And give you some theatrics
Your face will explode and i'll clap my hands in delight
No lie man

O I am the happy, yes I am the happy
And I will fuck you up!

I'm really hungry
Lord, will you give me a grilled cheese?
Oh, and check out the Measure
They kick so much ass, so much ass!!

Dance dance dance dance dance
Like a junebug

I want that grilled cheese now!!
I am the happy, yes I am the happy
O I am the happy and I will
BASH YOUR FACE IN

Tony Rides A Skateboard

Tony rides a skateboard
Hear him down the street
In the middle of the night, making a bloody racket
Tony rides a skateboard
With a beer in his hand
Looking for some mischief
To wrear upon the folks

Woh oh! he smells like butt!
He stinks of shit!

Tony rides a skateboard
''Bitches!'' is his call
Ya can hear his snickering from a mile away
Tony rides a skateboard
Scent of pot wherever he goes
Talks about how J. Mascis rides a skateboard too

Woh oh! he smells like butt!
He stinks of shit!

Pockets!

Oh Mary she's got pockets
Bobby he's got pockets
Lordy he has pockets
Sharks got pockets and bottles have pockets too

Oh pockets well they have pockets
The Beatles! them got pockets
Wizards got pockets
Demons got pockets
Trees have pockets and babies have pockets too

Enis O' Maley fell down into his pocket
Down down down down straight into hell
Seeing visions of ghouls, death, and chocolate
Oh yes it was long way Enis fell

Oh yes it was a long way Enis fell

Rockpiss (The Legend)

It's a story about a human!

Many knew his name

But not one person could reach his fame

He bathed in the blood of a thousand virgins

He suckled the tit of many ah maiden

Rockpiss!!

Rockpiss!!

As much as a hero Rockpiss was

His fame could not find him one thing

And that thing was true love 

Rockpiss!!

Rockpiss!!

Then one day, a man entered Rockpiss's study

This man had one mission

And one mission only

To gain the head of Rockpiss!

He had to gain the head!

The head of Rockpiss!

Oh, Rockpiss was vanquished

This is the end

We'll miss you Rockpiss

Soap Smells Good (Friendship song)

I was once a little girl

Out to conquer the known world

I was once a little boy

People touched me out of joy

I was once a little ho

And I had no mic control

I was once a dirty whore

Blood seeped out of every pore

I was out of control

But it didn't matter cuz I was home

They wanted to hack me up

I was so out of control

I was once a ditzy yuppy

And I had so many puppies

I was once a little cat

They fed me til I was so fat

I was once the anti-christ 

They couldn't call it the big foist

I was once a little doggy

Choked and died upon a froggy

I WAS ONCE A DRUGGED UP JUNKIE

FUCKED ALL THOSE HOT GIRL DRUNKYS

I WAS ONCE A WEEPING WILLOW

YOU FUCKING TWINKIE, GO BITE YOUR PILLOW

I WAS ONCE A ROTTING CORPSE, CATAPULT ME INTO FORTS 

I WAS ONCE A HUMAN BEING, WHY ARE WE SO GOOD AT BREEDING?

Angry Belgian Man (A.B.M.)

The Angry Belgian Man on the corner on the street
will steal your booze, steal your keg, steal your weed

Steal your soul!
Steal your soul!!

The Angry Belgian Man on the corner on the street
will rip your head off, impale it on a stick
and lick it like a lollipop

Like a lollipop!
Like a lollipop!!

The Angry Belgian Man on the corner on the street
will claw your balls off, stick them in his mouth
and chew em' like bubble gum!

Like bubble gum!
Like bubble gum!!

The Angry Belgian Man on the corner on the street
is hungry for pain
and your pain makes him hungry
and don't forget, he will

STEAL YOUR SOUL!

Don't break my heart

I'm dying, dying like I never died before
I'm burning, burning like I've never burned before
I'm falling, falling like I never fell before
I'm seeing, seeing like I never saw before

I stretched my arm out just for you
I held flowers in my hand
I was screaming love at you eyes
You turned away and now I'm dead

I'm crying, crying like like I never cried before
I'm hurting, hurting like I never hurt before
I'm cursing, cursing like I never cursed before
I'm hearing, hearing like I never heard before

I'm lost and the world is grey
Don't wanna bear this lonely schism
Why did you have to hurt me so?
You fucking cunt, I hope you burn

Your head I will place on my mantel piece
While I sit by my fire
And get my dick sucked by your mom
I'm feeling better
Oh so better

I'm laughing
Laughing like I never laughed before

Bummage!

Oh man, the Dirt Road, whadda haven

I love chillin in tents

Getting drunk off of Santa Theresa

And cool frothy beer

Lookin at some starts, I guess they're

kinda pretty, I dunno

Maybe its the clouds of smoke hovering 

above our heads 

But we're all happy, and nothing's greater

Cuz one day, when we're 

long gone from here, we'll say something

along the lines of

''The Dirt Road was cool as fuck''